Stoned.

Speaking of writings on the wall, how neat would it be to carve our homework into stone tablets. I think this for a bevy of reasons, the most pronounced of which would have to fall in the lines of: the longer it takes for us to write, the more time there is to think. Plus, instead of using pencils we'd get to use chisels. Lastly, this obesity deal that America is plagued by - well the fat population could say goodbye to literacy as they would either get in shape (thus making them the ex-fat population) or they would lack the strength to carry their stone tablets to class (thus making them newly illiterate).

By the way, I hate the chin strap beard - or any beard that is so well groomed it looks like it belongs on Usher.

hugs...