NASCAR

NASCAR
N. - Nitrogen
A. - Asphyxiated
S. - Scholastically
C. - Challenged
A. - Ardent
R. - Rednecks

What I done learnt at Briston Motor Speedway number 1

a new word.

Busch - v. - 1) the act of betrayal 2) stooping below one's moral principles 3) cheating 4) using terrible moral judgement.

stems from Kurt Busch's race tactics in the 499th lap of the Sharpie 500 on Sunday, March 26.

can be used as such:
A - did you see A Rod hit the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove?
B - yea, that was busch.

also busch league
A - how about Ron Artest?
B - he's a busch league player.

What I done learnt at Bristol number two

why those nitrogen asphyxiated folk have such a pension for the consumption of un-godly amounts of cheap beer.

1 - 30 degree weather + metal bleachers = metal icicle seating
2 - 200,000 person stadium = parking and walking 15 miles
3 - 850 hp engines = temporary hearing loss
4 - $7.50 hamburgers = less money for beer = natty light
5 - luxury suites = people who know nothing (and don't care to) about NASCAR sitting in a warm, furnished, enclosed box with free food, and a TV.

the sum of all above reasons mean watching NASCAR is not possible unless the proposed attendee is at or above a B.A.C. of 2.0